"I feel like all I’ve been doing lately is setting him up, I was like, ‘You know what? I’m gonna save time and just get you a booklet with pictures of my friends. You just go through and pick them out, because this is getting exhausting.’"

(Source: inthenameofbeinghonests, via just-about-miss-lawrence)

"I think people are fascinated with breasts that bounce. They are so used to seeing [fake ones]. People are confused [that mine bounce]! My breasts have a life of their own."